Project 365 - Day 54

Rarely does Brody have afternoon naps anymore, but for the past two days he has....I really hope he isn't getting sick.

Mike recently showed Brody how to give body checks - GREAT!!!! Now every so often I'm the "victim" of one of Brody's "bone crushing" checks. He was at it again this afternoon after lunch, and like the times before today we end up having a long conversation about body checks, and why we should only body check people when we play hockey. I find it funny how such simple things can turn into such long drawn out explanations. This conversation reminded me of a list I started last year. Here it is:

Things I never thought I would say as a Mother:

1) Stop biting my butt

2) Stop touching your butt when you're on the toilet

3) Do not take poop out of your diaper

4) I still smell poop....why do I still smell poop....what did you do with the rest of it?

5) No, peeing on Mommy is not a good idea

6) Stop jumping on your sister's head

7) Yes, I heard you "cut the cheese"

8) Oh, when you "cut the cheese" you made a hole in the backside of you pants?? I'm sure Daddy will be proud.

9) I am slowly going crazy...one, two, three, four, five, six, switch....

10) You ate that yesterday and liked it???

11) It is not funny to throw your spoon at Mommy's head.

12) Do not lock Mommy out of the house

13) Everyone is having a nap whether they like it or not, Mommy needs a break!

14) Maple Syrup is not a hair product

15) No, Mommy will not body check you

16) McDonald's is the BEST restaurant in the world!

And the list continues.....

P.S. Happy Birthday Andrew!!! Hope that you are having a great trip...we love you lots - oxox